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The North-by-Northwest Path to Truth

Posted Jan 29, 2012 by Nicole Yunger Halpern

Updated Jan 29, 2012 at 06:09 AM

This past autumn, Wall Street Journal writers contracted Creative Analogy Disease (CAD). In every weekend Review section, one book-writer offered insights into wordsmithing. The column that hosted their work, The Writing Life, spotlighted juxtaposition, humor, endings…and misrepresented scientific ideas.

Between August 27 and November 27, four Writing Life guests explained writing-related concepts via analogies with scientific concepts. An analogy clarifies an unfamiliar idea by highlighting its similarities to a familiar idea. By guiding readers into unknown territory, an analogy resembles the Disney film “Beauty and the Beast,” which introduced me to selfishness, cruelty, and slavering wolves through song and dance. Science analogies convey the universe’s expansion in terms of balloons, string theory in terms of worms, and other mind-bogglers in terms of the humdrum. By elucidating everyday concepts like humor in scientific terms, the Writing Life guests inverted the science-analogy paradigm. “More power to them!” I’d cry—if these Creative Analogy Disease victims (CADs) understood the science they shanghaied.

Consider, as an example, Steve Almond’s November 5th article “Wisecracks as Wisdom.” Cracking the nut that is humor, Mr. Almond reveals the kernel of what tickles us. “[C]haracters make us laugh,” he explains, “because they tell us the truth at a velocity that exceeds our normal standards of insight.” When startled, we giggle. Characters shock us into laughing, Mr. Almond argues, by unmasking the nature of suffering.

Suffering rarely tweaks my funny bone. Still, Mr. Almond’s conclusion puzzles me less than his reference to velocity does. To untangle his meaning, let’s consider Holden Caulfield.

Mr. Almond portrays Holden, the star of J.D. Salinger’s coming-of-age novel The Catcher in the Rye, as a hilarious docent in the museum of suffering. Holden’s favorite teacher betrays him, his baby sister grows up too quickly, and he feels powerless to protect his childhood sweetheart from a lustful friend. What does Mr. Almond mean when writing that, by describing these challenges, Holden “tell[s] us the truth at a velocity that exceeds our normal standards of insight”?

By definition, Holden’s velocity consists of his speed and the direction in which he moves. His speed is the rate at which his position changes. Since Mr. Almond invokes speed metaphorically, let’s stretch our definition of speed. Instead of measuring speed only in terms of distance traveled per unit time—as in miles per hour—let’s measure Holden’s speed in terms of the units of truth he reveals per hour of his life.

Holden packs a zoo of activities, from a rumble with a roommate to the paying of a prostitute, into the day he shares with readers. Into a standard day, I pack only a commute, a trip to the grocery, and studies into the fundamental nature of reality (physics). Holden reveals more units of truth per hour of his life than I discover per hour of my life. In Mr. Almond’s terms, Holden tells the truth at a speed that exceeds my normal standards of insight.

How can we describe the non-speed component of Holden’s velocity, the direction in which he moves? Perhaps Holden makes a beeline for truth, while I zigzag across the Hills of Haziness. Just as we stretched our definition of “speed” to accommodate metaphors, we might stretch our definition of “direction.” But the latter definition rips like a teddy bear in a tug-of-war when yanked by Mr. Almond. Writing that Holden “tell[s] the truth at a velocity that exceeds our normal standards of insight,” Mr. Almond implies not only that Holden’s speed exceeds our speed, but also that his direction exceeds our direction. Does Mr. Almond mean that, if I discover truth north-by-northwest, Holden reveals truth northward? Mr. Almond’s claim makes little sense.

Because “velocity” contains more syllables than “speed,” it sounds more erudite. Pity that sense doesn’t accompany this apparent erudition. Mr. Almond would have benefited from researching velocity, although I cheer his interweaving of science with literature.

At least his error bakes a casserole for thought: I love the idea of approaching truth north-by-northwest. If you find a compass that points toward truth, do let me know.

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