Say it isn’t so.  Pacman and a shooting at a strip joint?  Jerry Jones has had enough.  And it’s back to wrestling for Pac, because if these latest allegations amount to anything, the Sherriff will not allow Pac to see an NFL roster again.  And I ask you, what value did Pac bring the Cowboys this past season?  Did he make an interception?  Did he return a kick or a punt for a touchdown?  He managed to be suspended for about as much of the season as he played.  He managed headlines on a regular basis.  The most impressive numbers on his stat sheet have been the amount of summons and subpoenas he has received.

The coaching wheels go round and round.  Eric Mangini to the Browns.  Jeff Jagodzinski to the unemployment line.  Wow!  Boston College was serious, and to make their point they’ve set their program back a few years.  Again, I say: Wow!  Jeff won’t get the Jets job, but maybe he could work for Al Davis.  Then there is the Denver Broncos job.  Bill Romanowski is lobbying for the post.  Romo-coach.  I like it.  He has no coaching experience, but he can spit like a llama.  There’s something to be said for that.

In Tampa, Bruce Allen is promising some new faces and new juice for the Bucs this offseason.  I, for one, am hoping he isn’t thinking more old guys riding into the sunset.  I have a bad feeling we’re going to see names like Edgerrin James or Jerry Porter in the press guide.  While we’re at it, Gus Ferrotte might be available.  Or worse still, projects.  I have this sinking feeling that Michael Vick’s release from prison will coincide with that annual itch Coach Gruden has to fill his QB stable.  Say it ain’t so.  There’s always Pacman.  He’ll have his agent looking into the local strip clubs.

Okay, enough nonsense.  You want to know who moves on from this round.  I went 50% last weekend.  Still, I’m a cup half-full kind of guy.  So, let’s fill it up this week.  Ravens over Titans; Panthers over Cardinals; Giants over Eagles; Steelers over Chargers.  Tony Dungy into the sunset, and then the Hall of Fame.  Herm Edwards into exile.  And half the Patriots organization moving to Kansas City - you heard it here first.