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Our Buc’s Will Beat The Texans Because They Are Low On “Gas!”



Enjoying the Game with some of Bucified Fans, from a “#1 Fan-omenal-Fan” perspective!

Congratulations Jaguars, you have just won a pre season game in Tampa Bay. Enjoy it while it lasts because it may be your last!

My Fanatical Friends, we barely lost our first pre-season game 2008, we made every mistake imaginable against the Jacksonville Jaguars. They just squeaked by…

I know all of the Jacksonville fans were worried all the way to the end. In the end, luck prevailed. If it wasn’t for our quarterback Jeff Garcia needing to work out some kinks, this story would have had a different ending. No one is supposed to enjoy a PRE-SEASON GAME Victory, the way Wonder Woman and her crew did.  Let’s just say, I rather make all the errors and work out the kinks in the preseason then do it during regular season. If we keep our eye focuses on the big picture, we need to stay focused on making history.  Let’s win the Big One, the Big Show, the Super Bowl, and we will do it on our own turf.  So, let Jax have their fun now, let them revel in a glimpse of victory as we will hold the crown for the history books…. Wanda Woman…is your real name is “ FAY “??

My Fanatical Friends, let me give you my perspective on why the loss was a great thing for the Buccaneers! Also, why you shouldn’t let these commentators confuse you with their assessments on the BUCs. We will open up our 2008 season against two teams in our division, the Saints and the Falcons.  It is very important to be ready when your goal is the SUPER BOWL. This will be a September 2008 you will always remember. I even have new dance steps and I am ready for a full transformation and get totally BUCIFIED. The FANATICAL SIDE not the FAN-OMENAL Side!  Make no mistake we must do what it takes to be here in TAMPA BAY, playing in our stadium 2-01-09 so the set back with the Jags was a dress rehearsal for future success.

Trust me, I am figuring out how we can benefit from the Tampa Bay RAYS streak and All of our Olympians in BEIJING, China.  I enjoyed the Olympics for the last 2 weeks from the beauty of the opening ceremony to the spectacular, dazzling closing, I so enjoyed it because over 200 countries came together to have fun..  The Olympians gave us new role models to look up to and to feed off of.  So many compelling life stories that influence my Bucified Acronym… if you don`t know it …Just TEXT BUCIFIED To 82672 and you will understand…Thank You OLYMPICS BEIJING, see you in LONDON 2012!  …This will help my scholarship recipients further understand my Fanatical side as they go off to college.  Now we have to play the Houston Texans and I know you are with me in believing in our Bucs, they will put one in the win column for the end of the preseason. The Texans are out of “gas” my fanatical friends and in order for them to fill up, it will cost them a pretty penny…..so, let’s make sure we beat the Texans in Houston and make them rope some cattle, because they won’t be roping any Buc’s!

My Prediction BUCS 20 Texans 14

Send Us Your Comments

Posted by  Mz. Peachez from duuuval, city of da jaguars, da b, jacksonville, fl on 08/31  at  12:28 PM

Bucs yu are a good team, but the JAGUARS a better team, gentlemen continue to play your game and good-luck to you..we may meet again,you never no...BUCIFIED BERT i UNDERSTAND YOU DO A LOT OF COMMUNITY WORK ,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, BACK TO FOOTBALL, i ALSO HEARD YU HAVE THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH..SO DON’T WRITE A CHECK THAT YOUR MOUTH CAN’T CASH (YOU KNOW HOW THE REAL SAYING GOES.) and we will see who really makes it to superbowl..HEY WONDERWOMANakaJAGUARSWOMAN yu have back-up in Jacksonville fl.


Posted by  Ms. Yellow rose of Texas LD- continuation, dallas, tx 75228 on 08/31  at  12:13 PM

....U NOW GOTTA FACE BOTH US COWBOYS N TEXANS, N THIS TIME WERE NOT GONNA LET OUR HOTDOGS GET AWAY!!!THANK U WONDERWOMAN 4 BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION ALL THE WAY UP IN TEXAS!!!!!!MMM WERE HUNGRY FOR DOGS N BEANS!!!!!


Posted by  Ms. Yellow rose of Texas LD, dallas, tx 75228 on 08/31  at  12:12 PM

In the eyes of a ranger, of an unsuspected stranger, there once was a time between wrong n right. We came upon some pirates, who was nothing but some tyrants that stumbled upon our cattle left n right. They think there bad as bull dogs, but we just seen them as hotdogs, dat we would luv 2 put next 2 sum beans. We seen they lost to sum cats, which 2 us they r just giant rats, but I guess the buccs just couldn’t handle them. so we decided 2 let them win, caus we were feelin so SORRY 4 them men, but were glad they now have a little joy. Now here comes the real season, n there is no more any teasing, these buccs is no longer going 2 win..


Posted by  MZ. BAP, THE U DONT WANT 2 MESS WIT DA BUCS, FL on 08/31  at  11:41 AM

Hey BUCFIED,just wanting to thank you for everything that you have done,I am presently back in school, and things are going,great very busy, but not 2 busy to holler at my best friend BUCIFIED. Dont forget to keep me in mind when i do come home I would like to come to some of the games and support you and the bucs.***GO BUC!!!!!and to Ms WonderwomanAKAJaguarwoman you are right when u state the real season is here, now we don’t have time for little children anymore we have bigger things to worry about than u Jaguars, that is why ya’ll are not on our roster..GO BUCS FROM YOURS ONLY MZ BAP


Posted by  wonderwoman AKA Jaguarwoman and Katwoman, riverview, fl 33569 on 08/30  at  12:48 PM

congratulations to the bucs, they won there final pre-season game....still couldn’t beat the jags, but we already knew that. Now that all the pre season games is over it, we will c just how much ya’ll bucs can back up what ya’ll talk, cause this time there will be no excuses WHEN ya’ll lose. BUCIFIED BERT, come on out in your costume, EVERYONE IS WELL PREPARED 4 YOU. We dont wanna hang you to early, we think you deserve a little joy, so enjoy yo uniform while it last, cause i have a feeling its gonna get SCRATCHED UP, later on....PPPPUUUUURRRRRR!!!!Well thats only if ya’ll get 2 c the superbowl, but i doubt ya’ll will. Remember, only us jags know how to count out chickens, and apparently, no how to demolish them too!!!!PPPUUURRRR!!!!!


Posted by  LadiJaguar, Bradenton, FL on 08/29  at  08:12 PM

So the Bucs struck oil...enjoy the revelry while it lasts...the Saints gonna have y’all sliding back home on that same oil...now it’s time for THE REAL DEAL...we gonna see who’s will march and slide 2/1/09


Posted by  NYCbucman Bucco Ox, Buc state of mind in NY on 08/26  at  10:32 AM

hey Bucified i cant wait for the beginning of the season.. this is the last Warm up game as you have it, to get ready to roll for the 1st meanful game @ The big easy, (cause its Easy for the Bucs to win there).so this is it the last warm up for the real thing and i cant wait till Feburary 01 of 2009 when we are making history in Tampa Bay.. Go Bucs all the way!!


Posted by  continuation wonderwoman AKA Jaguarwoman and Katwo, riverview, fl 33569 on 08/25  at  08:48 PM

Now bucfied since we know who the better team is ,you’re talking that mess about garcia. common man you lost,fair and square..now you are talking about the saints, the saints are going to march the bucks right back home where they belongs. we th jaguars enjoyed the pre-season game because we rained on your parade, There you go counting your chickens before they hatched , the saints are marching into tampabay with the jaguars and the bucs will lay out the red carpet for them come super-bowl day???? so don’t count your chicken before they hatched PPRRRUUUUU WONDERWOMAN AKa JAGUARWOMAN.(tropical fay )


Posted by  womanwoman AKA jaguarwoman and katwoman, riverview, fl 33569 on 08/25  at  08:33 PM

"WOW it seems as though someone and they fans are upset about the jaguars winning,all of a sudden,we are talking about pre-season game,we alredy knew it was a pre-season game, bucs losses carries over into the reqular season,Bucified remember you & ms.red stated a win is when the clock said’s 00.00, YES RIGHT ABOUT NOW I AM ACTING LIKE (fay)I see that you have recover from hillsborough river, I see you have finally recover from all the tears that you have waste in the river. You were so happy about the win to the dolphins ,but now that the jaguars has demolished the bucs,you are upset..PPRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Posted by  Buc-A-Maniac, Buc Country in the NYC on 08/25  at  04:21 PM

Bucified Bert it’s your friend Buc-A-Maniac we met up at Hooters in Tampa with my friend Buc-O-Ox. Let me tell you something man this is our year, pre-season doesn’t mean nothing because teams don’t get trophies for winning pre-season games. Saints is whats going to count next and once we take over New Orleans, that is going to be our stepping stone for January when we are the first team EVER to play in the Super Bowl in their own stadium...Taking over the NFL starts Sept 7...GO BUCS!!!!


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