
Posted Sep 10, 2011 by Albert Owens
Updated Sep 10, 2011 at 05:12 PM
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Welcome to a new season, my Fanatical friends. I have one question: “Are YOU ready for some football?” Now let’s make some noise.. I ask you again…“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?”
OMG!, I know I’m ready for the real season to get started! Before I cut loose on those Detroit “little cats,“ I have to start off by being my cool, calm, and collected self, “Bucified.” So welcome back everyone, I’ve missed you all, and I am thrilled that FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!
Well, I must thank everyone for their support during the televised “Bucified & OLE IS Alive” special that aired on WFLA on Sept. 4. I really appreciate the high rating, and I know this would not have happened without all of you, my faithful, fanatical fans.
In reflection, now that the 2011 College-Bound receipients of my mothers scholarship are off to college, and the current Bucified Bert Dream Seeker Students are back in school, I am ready to talk some smack!!!
However, just for a moment, I have to be sensitive “Bucified” for my students. In recognition of the 10-year anniversary of 9/11, the loss of the Great Mr. Lee Roy Selmon, the mother of one of my 2008 scholarship receipients, and of Mr. Tom McEwen (writer for the Tampa Bay Tribune), a shared degree of sensitivity overwhelms me! Before we resume our chat about the Bucs beating the Lions this Sunday, I ask that you join me in expressing a moment of silence for those fallen heroes. Here we go…(silently counting) “five, four, three, two, one…Thank you!
Together, we can get through these sad moments…these heroes would want that from us. Let’s not let them down!!! I know my mother is looking down on me and expects nothing less of my show of sensitivity as a positive role model for the next generation. I embrace all challenges and will not let her down.
One last thing before I cut loose on Wonder Woman and her crew: iTunes is now playing the Bucified Bert Music. You can go to http://www.Bucified.com to download or just listen to some of the music.
For the “Nay Sayers”—yeah, you know them, my Fanatical friends, the so-called experts that said the Buccaneers would only win two or three games last year—well, the joke was on them: when I changed outfits, I proved them wrong, and after 10 Buccaneer wins, they should be speechless
Take heed Detroit. The Big Payback is coming for you!!!
I’ve enhanced the “Bucified Bert” New Outfit even more to help our Buccaneers get pumped up and to keep the momentum of our winning season going into the 2011 football season. We earned our respect back last season, so I really can talk.
In closing, as for my take on the upcoming game: I loved what I saw during the Buccaneers training camp. We want revenge from last year when the referee gave away our victory. Oh yeah! The refs apologized to us, but that game stopped us from going to the playoffs!
Now, somebody has to pay for all the pain we had to go through, so bring it on, Detroit! It’s time for THE BIG PAYBACK!!!
My Prediction…Bucs 28…the kittens 14!
LET"S DO THIS!!!
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Reader Comments
Por (wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman) on September 10, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Bucified bert me an my crew give our
Suggest removaldeepest and sincere sympathy for all of
your lost in the pass week, mr.selmon was a great hero , and just the taught
of one of your student losing there mother and mr.mcewen.god bless there
family..I read what you said about
the lions, I know that football season
has begun, But please don’t count your
chicken before they hatch, however the
bucs looked good in pre-season, so did
the lions it will be a good game.
lions 24 buc 20 your one an only WonderWoman.it will not be a push over game.
Por (wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman) on September 10, 2011 (Suggest removal)
To Wonderwoman Crew, Welcome everyone
Suggest removalyellowrose of tx and Big tyme cowboy
and Katwoman,babykat,and Blaze in Tampa.
an the other to many to Name, I have to
put this out there before my fair wether
frd, Bucified and his crew try to use it
against us. I know that Girad was release and we picked up the left over bench warmer from the bucs luke M. the left over trash that they did not want
but its all good, we will support him and hopefully he will pull his weight , and if not we will have him out of there and send him back to the BUCS.
I notice he is still blaming the referee for the bucs not making the PLAY-OFF sore loser, but its another yers let see what X-cuitis he will come up with..!WONDERWOMAN!
Por (yellowrose of texas) on September 10, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Hi WonderWoman how are you its good to hear from you,and I am very happy that it is football season,tell everyone hello for me,Its sad to hear about all of the lost that Mr.Bert has had recently,we will keep their family in
Suggest removalprayer, Wonderwoman I am shock about your team losing there (QB)Its alot
of nonsense, well good luck-this year.
I know the cowboys better get it together we would love to have him in Dallas, Hopefully sundays game the lions
will beat the bucs i see Bucified bert
is already predicting a win.
detriot 20 and tampabay 17
Por (BUC MANIAC) on September 10, 2011 (Suggest removal)
It time to back up my man Bucified and the Bucs. Jaguar fans we have no room for you on this blog your franchise just gave up on the 2011 season by releasing Garrad who the hell is running your franchise, this ain’t the Madden video game. December 11th we coming up to JAX and taking over - don’t even bother showing up. Just got LA California now cause your team is a joke. If you like we’ll send you guys some Buc merchandise so you still got a football team to root for after your franchise moves to CA. You got no choice but to accept it. The BEST team in the NFC how can you not want it!!! We youngry!!! and we coming for everyone this season. Bucified we got your back baby!!! RIP Lee Roy.
Suggest removalPor (BUC MANIAC) on September 10, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Listen to the song Payback by James Brown that’s what is going to happen tomorrow. We had a lot of guys out last year and this time around the result will be different. You destroyed our playoff hopes Detroit and now its time for payback. We youngry!!!! Lee Roy and 911 you can’t top that at Ray J and we coming out firing the cannons early and often you best believe that. We got a lot of emotion built up. Freeman throwing bombs, Blount hurdling and trucking guys, WR’s making catches for Td’s, Talib getting INT’s, our D-line straight beasting on Stafford. Stafford tell me how the sky looks when you’re on your back the whole time. Bucs in a ROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suggest removalPor (nycbucman1) on September 11, 2011 (Suggest removal)
whats up Bucified, Bucmanic and all the other buc fans..
Suggest removalthe 10 anniversay of 9/11 defentily hits us New Yorkers the deepest and Leeroy selmon RIP our one and only Buc hall of famer..Jags have any hall of famers? i think not!
Woo football is finally back! thank god!
it all started on thursday when the Packers beat the AINTS and embarassing couldnt get 1 yard to get within 2,(hey blaze why so quiet?)
And Lmao the Jags haha your joking right??
They get rid of the best thing going for them next to MJD.. lol how do u expect to win with a scrub like Mcnown? and why would Tampa want there scrap heap back? when we got Freeman and Josh Johnson..
Bucs will beat up the Lions 21-13! Go Bucs!!
Por (wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman) on September 11, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Well nycbucman1, mouth of the south,welcome back, alot of what you just said is very true about the Jaguars
Suggest removalbut hey a tru fan is always there, i
am with them through out the end, I am
very suprise about what happened , but you know about the money situation, any
way blaze said he is not quite,he is
having problems logging in I see nothing
is change I hope todays game is not a black out,but then again what do you expect. blaze stated that the packers beat them but the bucs won’t, only time will tell. and by the end of the season n no one will beat them , he states they only concern is the eagles WELL GUEST WHAT (ANOTHER BLACK OUT) LAUGH OUT LOUD..BUT WE WILL MEET ON DEC.11,2011 AND THE BETTER TEAM WILL SHOW..Wonderwoman
Por (wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman) on September 11, 2011 (Suggest removal)
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE JACKSONVILLE JAGS
Suggest removalDrew they worked you today but it was all worth it in the end.
Now what about that big payback, How
interesting, those kittie became lion
and beat those pirates, well bucmaniac
and nycbucman1 how about that, and let
your frd BUCIFIED KNOW ITS OK TO COME
OUT OF HIDING, no more X-cuitis, a fair
game they what !lost! Hey luke great
game to you an drew, keep it UP! Hey
josh its all good its only the first game. You know Who !WonderWoman!
Por (Islandwoman) on September 11, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Wonderwoman how are you lady,I am finally able to get on, hey buckey whats up, how about those eagles, and raven. Wonderwoman your team won also, and what happened to Tampabay Bucaneers
Suggest removalOh,I guess they did not eat there cherios today. Its been awhile, hello
yellowrose of tx. and Babykat, and Big
tyme cowboy. Hello blaze and katwoman.It
very rainy here, but we are still able to see the games.I am so glad its football season. I will be calling you
soon Wonderwoman good-luck next week.and
Mr.Bucified bert better luck next week.
Por (double-trouble) on September 13, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Welcome back “Bucified”! I am new to this gig looking forward to a great year with our bucs. Yeah we had some trouble against the kitties, but we have to remember the Bucs had a bad week with the passing of #63. RIP LeeRoy Now the rest of the season will be played in his honor. Hoping for a Big Win this coming Sunday and lookin forward to your readers comments.. By the “Hello to All”
Suggest removalPor (BigTyme Cowboy) on September 14, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Yeah Im back… We gave one away this week but we look to recover this week against the Gold miners. My prediction is Dallas 30 San Fran 17. But let’s talk about the Black out Bucs.. Oh we might get to see the game this week… I will keep this short and sweet.. Bucs 20 Vikings 27. This will be a barn burner but I expect Tampa to choke due to them not being used to playing on TV. Maybe the Sun network will start picking the games up and play them after Gator and Florida St replays during the week. Shot out to my girls Wonderwoman and YellowRose.. and a special RIP to the Best Buc ever Mr Selmon.. Great Man…!
Suggest removalPor (holyroller) on September 30, 2011 (Suggest removal)
Yes The Bucs are young in their front seven and a rookie linebacker but, that combination has worked for The Bucs. The Colts are playing with a veteran, injured Quarter back (Peyton), Collins (injured), or Orlovsky (who is new to the player still not good); the Colts have team issues right now, no organization. Orlovsky maybe starting Monday night game who knows, who cares. Well Collins or Orlovsky, you have big shoes to fill and the fact that Collins is already hurt is not a good start. The Bucs are Bucified and ready to play,it is what it is, just be ready Colts, to lead your team back to the stables after The Bucs, break’em down.’
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