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Dallas, We Are Ready For Some 2009 Football, so Lets Get This Party Started!


My Fanatical Friends, The REAL DEAL FOOTBALL IS HERE. A lot of people think that they know football but they really don’t. I have proved for a few years that I know football better than some of the so-called experts. Now it’s time to prove it again, and I`m very excited because the Buccaneers made some decisions to make our team better than it was during the 2008 season. Wait just a minute, let me explain myself to all you naysayers out there. I promise you, they will be eating a lot of crow this 2009 season. They don’t have a clue what we are going to do this year, but they all agree with me: the last time we changed coaches the Bucs went to the Super Bowl - isn’t that right Wonder Woman or your crew?

Before I unleash my ROTTWEILER BUCIFIED 2009 FANATICAL ATTACK, I have to thank some wonderful folks for making my BUCIFIED & OLE IS ALIVE 2000 Television Special that aired on News Channel 8 on August 23 at 1:30 p.m. a success! It was wonderful seeing all the hits on TBO.com, and reading the many comments about the Walt Belcher article that appeared in The Tampa Tribune on August 22. I have to thank the listeners of radio shows Bill Fisher 970 AM, Ron and Ian show WDAE/620 AM, Alicia Kaye on the Smooth Jazz Show WSJT 94.1, and Randall C, of WTMP 1150, 95.7 The Beat and JP Peterson of 1010 WQYK.  The Bucified & OLE IS ALIVE Show was #1 in many categories and #2 overall in its time slot. I promise the show I produce in 2010 will be #1 OVERALL, because I learned a lot as executive producer and producer of this 30 minute show. A special thanks to Bill McGueen of MercuryProduction, and Jack and Deanna of AmeriCaption, for the closed captioning.

I can’t be too lengthy on this part because its time to deal with the people who criticize the Bucs based on what they saw during preseason. One last time, an extra special thank you to everyone who helped me this year, and you know who you are.

Now back to the so-called experts who are very pessimistic about our 2009 Buccaneers. I have wanted to break my silence for quite some time, so I am so overwhelmed about the chance to prove that my knowledge of football supersedes the majority’s. Oh yeah I feel like the Marines, in the sense that I am one of the few, that knows exactly what Coach Raheem is doing, because I have been following him very closely,  and I know that what we have been seeing up to this point is not indicative of will happen this Sunday when we play the Cowgirls. I can appreciate the naysayers being skeptical, because they don`t understand the 2009 Bucs. You see, we refuse to display what we are all about and so they don`t have anything to base their opinions on. Ironically, they have a lot to say about the Bucs having a losing season.  This to me is inexplicable, My Fanatical Friends!!  They don`t even understand that we are not rebuilding. We gave Coach Raheem a four-year deal because we believe he can jump out the gate winning. I have his back. I just have three words for the cowgirls: BRING IT ON. A cowgirl can’t stand up to the cannon power at Raymond James Stadium! I predict an old-fashioned whooping, and I`m dying to see it this Sunday, Sept. 13 at 1 p.m. in OUR HOUSE!

 

My Prediction: Buccaneers 21, Cowgirls 10.

OK, Dallas, It’s Time For US TO
GET REAL, so “BRING IT ON!”

 

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Posted by  BigTyme Cowboy,  on 09/14  at  11:44 AM

Well well well… I see these Kats are fiesty… Nevertheles the truth has been told..  Bottom line Bucs suck..  I have heard nothing but excuses for this game.  What if this, What if that.  What about responsiblility for the poor blocking for Leftwich when the game was on the line?  What about the blown coverage right out of halftime.. Stop whinning and Man up because it has already started getting chilly in Buffalo and they will be upset Next Sunday after they get punished tonite… So Buc fans where your gloves and get ready for another excuse packed game..


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/14  at  10:13 AM

eXpert in picking out capes, lol. Since, ure a superhero don’t forget your tHigh HigH booTs this yr. If u gonna do it, do it right.  Keep your undisciplined egos under control,it’s really not cute. I bet all y’all felt that rip though…lol REal pirates don’t wear their own ships on their heads. They wear scarves. Just wanted to let u know that. 

******Always the Kat’s meowwwwwwwwwwwwww******


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/14  at  09:54 AM

It’s funny your Bi### a## backing down now… Yeah, talking all the ####. Take that torn anal sphincter and get it sewed up for next week. another anal tearing is coming. NO VASELINE this time. We can all be nasty!! Sure u’ll be in NYC!!?? watchin it on tv like the rest of us. lol… make that into a lame ### rap. The cowgirls on pink ponies beat dat ###..hahahaha and ure the eXpert!?!


Posted by  nycbucman1,  on 09/13  at  11:01 PM

yeah well what can you do…bucs were in the game kept it competive for most of the game, it got away in the 4th when Sabby forgot how to play defense..  i was impressed with the Bucs ability to move the ball down the field, and boy oh boy CADILLAC looks better than ever.. Bucs shouldnt have any problems running the ball… so its fine we lost they gave it there best, just ike the JAGS right, u only lost by 2, but a loss i a loss.. ok onto Buffalo next week.. WHERE I WILL BE HEADING WITH BUC MANIC!! GO BUCS BABY!!


Posted by  wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman,  on 09/13  at  03:58 PM

WELL WELL NYCBUCMAN1, & MY fAIRWEATHER Frd Mr. Bucified Bert, It seems as though the florida teams, had a bad day,WW will have a talk with the jags., But how about those COWGIRLS, they sent those BUCKETTS BACK TO TRAINING CAMP. On how to play defense, what a score, bucified bert,Yellow rose states she can’t get on to your blog,she personally wanted U to know, that was a good old fashion downright beaten, But how about those EAGLES congrats to Mr.Pink and the eagles. nybucman1 who is the dummie, at least the dummies
know what they are talking about verse the know it all. So for the future watch the name calling, Because right about now U all are looking like the DUMMIES..WW PPUURRR


Posted by  wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman,  on 09/12  at  12:20 PM

To nycbucman1 it doesn’t take long to bring out the stink in a person, you are always talking about jacksonville, you have no idea what a beautiful place this is,and talking about pre-season,when the bucs lost in pre-season, you all always stated that it was only pre-season, an who is your quaterback an ex-jag. WAKE THE CRAP UP NYCBUCMAN1,whatis wrong with you, this is one of
my KATS U are messing with,U re alway in tampa florida BUSINESS,Buy U some business, the ladies aren’t scared of U, I hope the cowboys, would just make a fool out of you,but like i said tis is the firs. game it can go either way. WONDERWOMAN-PPUUURRRR


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  11:38 AM

Cowboys coming for your anal sphincter and they’re gonna rip it out…. Can’t wait to see it.  “Capt. SAVa Buc”....  The Kats Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!  How narrow the mind that speaks (types), and says nothing….
Kat Woman

hahahahahhahaha

I’m out


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  11:34 AM

yEAh, anger management… it’s funny I didn’t say anything about the teams or their performance. Sounds like someone is trying to over conpesate for something that’s not there.  (#####) is so unecessary.  So I guess this is the bull that women put up w/ from u. Put on your cape and disappear nobody is listenin to that crap. tAke this Spankin that’s coming the wknd.!!!! go into a corner and complain to someone who cares.  ewwwwwwww name callin I like it. come better that that, though son.  I’ve seen real pirates ask Johnny Depp about that take a que from him, grab your rum and hide.


Posted by  nycbucman1,  on 09/12  at  11:13 AM

Bucs might be a team in a rebuilding phase and thats fine, that doesnt mean we can go out there and win games… ok this is a TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS BLOG!! not the jacksonville leather fur coat kats.. take that somewhere else..
we as Buc fans will defense this blog with all of our might!..
By the way the jags dont look so good this year either.. so i wouldnt be talking like u have a great team or something..
On to the game… all the fans in Tampa better have posters of jessica to throw tony R(H)omo off his game and have some chants of “JESSICA” going on down there, with this being said bucs take care of business they should be 1-0 LETS GO BUCS BABY!!!


Posted by  nycbucman1,  on 09/12  at  11:08 AM

Tomorrow is gameday! again i cant wait… Football is the best sport in America hands down!!
so Our annoying crew has come back to the BUCCANEERS BLOG!, not the stupid Fake ##### kats..from a no where city in Florida.. who heard of jacksonville anyway? When people visit florida they go to Miami, the Keys, Orlando, Tampa Bay.. i dont hear many people saying OOOH YEAHH i wanna visit Jacksonville..
By the way didint we beat u dummys in pre season 24-23.. cause u coudnlt make a 2 point conversion.. i dont hear u talking about that katwoman.. u love to bring that pre season game up every year dont u…


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  09:08 AM

anyway, if u and the MUTz are ready give them a bath, K-9 advantix, remove the muzzles, and take off their leashes.  All of The KrU will be ready: Jaguar woman aka Wonderwoman, lady J, Ms. Peachz, thunder Kat, Yellow rose, Big tyme Cowboy, tuFF kitten, rasta Woman, Brown Suga and Mr. Pink.  So, “Capt.SAVA Buc” never forget i am always the KATz Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!  Sorry I do have typos but I was busy at the time…… oh well, I’ll make up for it in the next BLOGGGGGGGGGGG.  Well hey at least u can clown me on that…lol see I’m helping you out.  Someone has to…


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  09:00 AM

I am KAT woman on the blog.  U are bucified bert on and off the blog. hmmmmmmmmm, that makes me considerably normal and u ABNORMAL…LOL!!! So, I shall u “Capt. Sava Buc”. Kat woman doesn’t scare easy. So break out the Dawgs, Mutz whatever. It’s sad you need to create a new team of MUTz just for Mzzzz. Kat woman. I am flattered. just goes to show u can’t handle a real….. Kat woman, u need help….lol i can understand that all to well. Oh yeah, pleaz never refer to me as one of your fans, I’m not one of those who hang on your cape… but i do have the a lot of respect for what u do in the community.


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  08:57 AM

I see blue and purple pills in your future..hahahahha Now to football.  No one but u, act like an expert and evidently your bucified flag on your hat is blowing the wrong way.  Put up that one finger like u usually do and see which way the wind is coming from.  It seems like that’s how u get your experteez… Believe it or not, ure not the only 1 who watch football on a regular basis. And now we are cursing on the blog. that wasn’t necessary.  please keep that off the blog have some respect. oh yeah, u might be having delusions also of being a superhero….lol. so u actually, maybe borderline personality disorder.


Posted by  Katwoman,  on 09/12  at  08:54 AM

Buc Maniac, Bucman, Bucified Bert, nycbucman1 2 3 4 etc… We all know it’s you Bucified Bert.  Can we say multiple personality disorder!!!???  Actually, all of your personalities are the same so maybe u have a DID dissociative identity disorder no can’t be that either b/c the personalities are the same but supposedly the identity isn’t.  We will call u a fraud, how about that, lol. Dude SERIOUSLY!!!!???? that’s pretty sad, but hey we can get u help for that it’s call a psychiatrist.


Posted by  nycbucman1,  on 09/12  at  12:12 AM

Its about time football has come and arrived… the real sport not these other stupid pathetic show me the money and steroids to have a chance at winning… well finally AMERICAS PRIMETIME is here…
So onto The Bucs… its time we prove all these idiots wrong who are picking us to go 3-13, and finish in last place…Yes i know we have a new coach and we are in a rebuilding phaze, but that doesnt mean we arent capable of winning football games the hell with that… This sunday starts a new Era in Tampa and it starts with a W over the Cowgirls… lets do this GO BUCS!!!


Posted by  wonderwomanAKAjaguarwoman,  on 09/11  at  10:51 PM

Well Hello my fairweather frd, Bucified Bert
I see that u hve been doing alot of wonderful things in the community, with your mothers schorlarship program, and your t.v.show, I am proud of U I gave u an A, As for football I give u an F ,when it comes to football, u still don’t know anything, the bucs has alot of changes this year, I know it has to be better YOU have an ex-jaguar leading your team how special is that, now only time will tell if the bucs survive the first 5 weeks they may have a fighting chance ,don’t even think superbowl, maybe soup-bowl. Remember WW said it,the cowboys made changes also, It can go either way.hopefully the cowboys will stand their grounds with the bucketts..cowboys 17 bucs 14 WW


Posted by  BUC MANIAC,  on 09/11  at  09:02 PM

It’s time to prove everyone wrong because all these experts and haters know nothing about the new Bucs. Just because you don’t know us DON’T HATE US!! By the time the season is over all the experts and haters will realize that our young Bucs are up and coming and will blossom before your very eyes. This week we got the Cowgirls riding in on their pink pony’s, Tony ##### leading the pack holding hands with this BF Witten. Cowgirls you got the fastest not yet heard about defense coming at you and trying to deal with the real Earth, Wind, & Fire, not good ladies. We coming this Sunday to prove to everyone in America wrong and you happen to be the first victim. Enjoy it Cowgirls just when you leave don’t forget your pink ponies. GO BUCS!!


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