I’ve always liked “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” but there are parts of it that mystify me. For instance:

1. What kind of genetic defect causes a glowing nose?
2. Would a glowing nose really honk?
3. How did we all miss the massive weather system that caused the entire world to be socked in by fog?
4. What happened to King Moonracer after all the toys left the Island of Misfit Toys? It’s kind of sad to think of that poor lion all alone on that island without any subjects.
5. When did Aslan change his name to King Moonracer anyway?
6. Just what made the doll in the checkered dress a misfit anyway? Was she really a boy doll?
7. For once and for all, is the elf’s name Hermie or Herbie?
8. Would you really let a guy work on your teeth after all the dental training he’s had is reading one book?

Just wondering.

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