So The Tight Ends didn’t win our flag football game Monday night. No surprise there.

Except we played a heck of a good game considering what happened the week before.

We lost 28-0 to Take It To The House, which was pretty embarassing.

But in a rematch this week, we made it on the scoreboard with a 19-13 loss. And really, we should’ve won that game.

But here’s this week’s highlight:

Teammate Robbyn and I lined up as running backs this week in front of QB Vince.

We mainly served as blockers with occasional running plays.

After we lined up too far away, Vince laid down the law.

“Girls, I’m going to need you to find me and then spread your legs.”

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, I kept thinking to myself.

Then I heard, “That’s what she said.”

I turned to Robbyn and lost it. The Robbyn lost it. Then our center, Molly, lost it as Vince yelled, “Hike!”

The ball didn’t get anywhere near Vince’s hands. Oops!

So we lost a down on that play. We didn’t let it happen again!