Well, friends. I believe that I have come to the end of the road. The weight loss blogging road.

Although I have much left to experience in my fitness endeavors, I feel that I am running out of things to say here.

“I went for a run. I had an apple. Try Baked Lays. Going for a run tonight. I hate apples.”

Plus, there’s a whole new crop of fresh challengers dishing out the skinny on skinny. Make sure to follow along, they’re off to a great start!

I’m still following my plan to the best of my ability. To date, I have lost 23 pounds.

I feel great. My pants fit. I feel like a pants model. Like I could model pants for a living. Designers would hire me to show off their pants. On the runway.

For money.

I will be back in the blogosphere soon enough. I’m still ironing out the details on my new column. I can promise you it won’t have anything to do with running. Or apples.

Keep your chin up. Try your heart out. I’m living proof that anybody can do it if you stick to your guns. Just make sure to unstick the guns before going through airport security.

I love you all.

Except you. Not you. You.