Por (J. A. Kovach) on December 09, 2005

I’m sorry, but my elfs are only making 14 more Xbox 360(s).  You will have to wait until next year, or have your Mommy buy one on Ebay for $2500.00.

Por (Chris) on December 09, 2005

OK OK. You can have whatever you want for Christmas, just please stop crying.

Por (Mike de Clevaman) on December 09, 2005

“I’m sorry that I can’t say Merry Christmas anymore. It’s Happy Holidays from now on, ho ho ho.”

Por (Carla & Tra) on December 09, 2005

“Cut back on the beans, Santa, my eyes are burning”

Por (Lawrence) on December 09, 2005

You can have either the Furby or the XBox 360; but not both, young man.

Por (Dawn) on December 10, 2005

I will be retiring in 2008 and a man named George W.Bush will be the next new Santa.

Por (Kevin Burke) on December 12, 2005

Sorry Kid, due to excessive pension requirements and wage concerns I had to cut back on Elf staffing and overhead costs. You got a choice Atari 64 or the wooden train.

Por (Christy) on December 12, 2005

Ok, Would you like a TeleTubby or a Barney or a Michael Jackson doll?

Por (dan) on December 13, 2005

Luke…I am your father!!

Por (Jim) on December 13, 2005

Wadda ya mean all I’m getting this year is a SISTER!

Por (Jim Goodburn) on December 13, 2005

I’m sorry Philip Gailey, the
Republicans have swept again.

Por (JOHN SWANN) on December 13, 2005

What do you mean the IRS froze all your assets?

Por (Vicki Lamm) on December 13, 2005

“I’m sorry, but you WILL shoot your eye out with the Red Ryder BB gun!”

Por (Thomas McCabe) on December 13, 2005

I don’t care what your Mom & Dad told you…You Can’t come home with Me!

Por (J M Astell) on December 13, 2005

I’m sorry Timmy, you can’t have a new president for Christmas until 3 years from now

Por (Karen Groves) on December 13, 2005

Oh no! Santa told me he sees me all the time! I’m gettin notin for Christmas!

Por (Jamie Tingen) on December 13, 2005

I want my toys now!!!

Por (Carole Dale) on December 13, 2005

In the voice of the Seinfeld “soup nazi”, “No Presents . . . For YOU!

Por (Michael Camden) on December 13, 2005

Sorry kid, you’re on the wrong list.

Por (Debbie) on December 13, 2005

I’m sorry Billy, but due to budget cuts this year, we had to downsize to only 4 reindeer…Say, does your family like BBQ?

Por (Kevin) on December 14, 2005

It was just a joke…Christmas is still happening.

Por (Ray Murdoch) on December 14, 2005

“Whew Santa was eating Onions”

Por (Sandy Allen) on December 14, 2005

“Is my relief here yet?”

“You must eat your broccoli!”

“Wonder why your mother ran away.”

“No, I don’t have time to put your toys together.”

Por (Angel Bennett) on December 14, 2005

Your dad’s right…it’s YOUR turn to clean the reindeer poop off the roof!!!

Por (Norm Smith) on December 14, 2005

Hey…I know, very well, your diaper is wet….so is my Depend…!
Ho..Ho..Hooooooooo…is it ever….!!!