Posted by  Chad Burch, Tampa on 08/06  at  09:51 AM

Mooom Father Michael said it was ok because i sit in Santas lap.

Posted by  Roy Coutts, Port Richey, FL on 08/06  at  05:07 PM

Ho Ho Ho… He He He…  I can’t believe I talked him into eating that Jalapeno Candy Cane.  Ho Ho Ho.

Posted by  Barbara Boyer, Safety Harbor on 05/21  at  01:17 PM

you never give me what i ask for santa? all i ever wanted was a poney and a train not a toy train but a train and a pool and a dog oh and a cat i cant forget the nike sneakers and .....ect.

Posted by  Eva, Tampa, Florida on 05/02  at  08:25 AM

Santa to little boy: “Yes! they spell my name wrong every year, now get into my bag you foolish child with your ‘I want, I want, I want,’... ”

Posted by  Raymond Kidder, ohio on 04/30  at  12:01 AM

and another happy wal-mart shopper i knew i should have stayed a door greater

Posted by  Karen Samuels, Tampa on 03/07  at  10:00 PM

Yawn… “Did I really see what I think I saw?!”

Posted by  Samuel Russell age 9, Tampa-Homeschool on 02/22  at  10:12 AM

Come on, I can’t wait until next year.

Posted by  Jamie Butts, Dade City on 02/14  at  10:21 AM

How many times am I going to have to tell this guy what I want?

Posted by  Gene Soler, Brandon on 01/03  at  11:06 AM

ITS OKAY.. SON.. REALLY RUDOLPH NEVER FELT A THING.. HE NEVER SAW THE JET COMING

Posted by  Gene Soler, Brandon on 12/27  at  11:44 PM

I told you and told your little boy, dogs can’t be trusted to guard your ice cream

Posted by  Raymond Kidder, ohio on 12/22  at  09:50 PM

No my elves were not used in the Wizard of Oz movie.

Posted by  KSC, Palm Harbor on 12/21  at  01:50 PM

I’m sorry, kid, but even Santa has to wait for Xbox 360’s.

Posted by  David E. Horton, Lakeland, FL on 12/20  at  07:42 PM

Okey Dokey, Binoculars It Is!

Posted by  Norm Smith, Tampa on 12/14  at  11:40 PM

Hey…I know, very well, your diaper is wet….so is my Depend…!
Ho..Ho..Hooooooooo…is it ever….!!!

Posted by  Angel Bennett, Pinellas Park on 12/14  at  08:51 PM

Your dad’s right…it’s YOUR turn to clean the reindeer poop off the roof!!!

Posted by  Sandy Allen, Lake Placid, Fl on 12/14  at  02:16 PM

“Is my relief here yet?”

“You must eat your broccoli!”

“Wonder why your mother ran away.”

“No, I don’t have time to put your toys together.”

Posted by  Ray Murdoch, 7910 Elliot Rd., Sebring Fl. 33876 on 12/14  at  09:41 AM

“Whew Santa was eating Onions”

Posted by  Kevin, Seffner on 12/14  at  08:26 AM

It was just a joke…Christmas is still happening.

Posted by  Debbie, Lutz on 12/13  at  11:30 PM

I’m sorry Billy, but due to budget cuts this year, we had to downsize to only 4 reindeer…Say, does your family like BBQ?

Posted by  Michael Camden, Virginia Beach Working/Living in Tampa on 12/13  at  09:55 PM

Sorry kid, you’re on the wrong list.

Posted by  Carole Dale, Temple Terrace on 12/13  at  09:51 PM

In the voice of the Seinfeld “soup nazi”, “No Presents . . . For YOU!

Posted by  Jamie Tingen, Tampa on 12/13  at  06:13 PM

I want my toys now!!!

Posted by  Karen Groves, Wesley Chapel, Florida on 12/13  at  04:25 PM

Oh no! Santa told me he sees me all the time! I’m gettin notin for Christmas!

Posted by  J M Astell, Tampa on 12/13  at  03:31 PM

I’m sorry Timmy, you can’t have a new president for Christmas until 3 years from now

Posted by  Thomas McCabe, Riverview on 12/13  at  01:38 PM

I don’t care what your Mom & Dad told you…You Can’t come home with Me!