Por (Kathleen) on February 03, 2006

There is an allegator in there just wait and see.  I’ll poke him with my 9 iron and see if he is awake.  Come here little fellow. The gloved one is waiting for you.

Por (Tangentor VII) on February 03, 2006

World’s Largest Spider Web Discovered, Destroyed During PGA Tourney

Por (Drew R.) on February 03, 2006

“And this is for leaving me with a rash”

Por (Consthandivine Harris) on February 03, 2006

“...as if we haven’t had enough Bush already!”

Por (Judy Williams) on February 03, 2006

Don’t worry, I’m a surgeon and I’ve done this hundreds of times. I just never used a nine iron before.

Por (gene S.) on February 03, 2006

SEE…SEE.. THERE IS LIVING PROOF THAT MY MOTHER IN LAW IS BIG FOOT

Por (gene S.) on February 03, 2006

CADDY ARE YOU SURE THE NINE HOLE IS IN HERE?

Por (gene S.) on February 03, 2006

THEY HAVE GOT TO PUT TOILETS OUT HERE.. MY ZIPPER IS CAUGHT ON THAT BRANCH

Por (Norm Smith) on February 04, 2006

” I’m a pro…don’t tell me what a birdie is…I’m beating the crap out of one now.”

Por (Phyllis Houser) on February 06, 2006

Call Now For The Amazing Popeil Plus Weed Whacker!

Por (Wayne G.) on February 07, 2006

Yet another Bush basher!

Por (Brian Jorgesen) on February 07, 2006

UPN’s “Celebrity Weed Wacking” was doomed to failure from the start.

Por (Steve Seabury) on February 07, 2006

Peta observers carefully monitor golfer Stuart Appleby’s attempt at a birdie.  “We are especially concerned about his attempts at eagles,” a Peta spokesperson was quoted as saying.

Por (Iris) on February 07, 2006

I have to kill this monster before he kills everyone!

Por (todd bray) on February 07, 2006

i’d like to par this hole just once!

Por (Roger) on February 07, 2006

This way men

Por (Nikki S.) on February 07, 2006

Professional golfer Stuart Appleby uses his skills to reduce the vegetation on his property to meet the specifications of his homeowners association.  Members of the association look on to ensure that their imposed deadline is met.

Por (gary ramos) on February 07, 2006

Golfer demonstrates to jurors how he defended himself against aggressive golf course vine. He claimed use of deadly force due to possibility of vine strangling him.

Por (Dan Thompson) on February 07, 2006

FORE!!!!

Por (Susan Thornton) on February 07, 2006

They said I was supposed to try for birdies…...

Por (Paul Petkus) on February 07, 2006

I have a question in the back.  What are they doing in there?

Por (Janet Kaeberlein) on February 07, 2006

There has to be a port-a-poddy in here somewhere, just don’t tell me we have to have a ticket. Look at all these people standing in line

Por (Brenda Linsmeier) on February 09, 2006

I do not see it in the trees.
I do not see it amongst the leaves.
Can you find it here or there?
Can you find it anywhere? 

Hey! Do not shed a single tear…
I found it! It’s way over here!!!

Look at this. I have a great shot!
The best you’ve ever seen.
Right through here, from this spot,
It’s straight… to the green!! 

Por (tom) on February 09, 2006

You can’t hide from Rhonda Storms, you strippers! Now get out here and register!

Por (JoAnn Melton) on February 25, 2006

This IS my ‘tree wood’