Por (Norm Smith) on January 04, 2006

Look, dude…drinking that stuff does
a number on my “somewhat limited fluid
storage area”...besides…I have to drive home.

Por (Jeana) on January 04, 2006

This is why we are best friends!

Por (Debbie Moore) on January 05, 2006

Dog:  What’s your name?  Where do you live?  Where do you work?  What are you drinking?

Man:  Good grief, you’re nosey!

Dog:  I’m not nosey!  I’m just a little “cur”-ious.

Por (r preston) on January 05, 2006

two more of those green drinks, A blond wig, some nice shoes and I am stepping out with my new babe

Por (Teresa) on January 06, 2006

Ya know! When she finds out I brought you in this place, I’ll be sleeping with you for a long time. Hope you have a 2-bedroom.

Por (Carla) on January 06, 2006

“Your place or mine?”

Por (Richard Greene) on January 06, 2006

“Hey!  Where’s my change?”

Por (Cayman) on January 07, 2006

So this won’t get weird will it??

Por (sue) on January 09, 2006

WHERE’S THE BONES AND THE FROSTED TIOLET WATER

Por (Dottie Casper) on January 12, 2006

Do you mean I’m the designated driver?

Por (Emily) on January 13, 2006

So, Im a brindle, whats your sign?

Por (gene S.) on February 04, 2006

Sorry Spot ..you gotta move out..because the IRS turned you down as my dependent

Por (Jamie Butts) on February 14, 2006

How come you always get the pretty ones when we double date?

Por (Mike Pawlisz) on February 21, 2006

You here for a little ‘hair of the dog’ too?

Por (BDW) on February 22, 2006

I don’t care how much you beg,Your not getting my Bud.

Por (Samuel Russell age 9) on February 22, 2006

Get your own drink. I’m broke.

Por (Keenan Kelly) on March 12, 2006

“of all the gin joints ....”

Por (Brian Sexton) on March 12, 2006

Went to bed at 2:00 with a 10; woke up at 10:00 with a 2!

Por (Lily Freeman) on March 12, 2006

So, your the one who caused that accident on 275!

Por (Jim Hubbell) on March 22, 2006

NO!! You are to young to smoke.

Por (john hess) on March 29, 2006

STOP Whineing, this is the last time i ever take you out, you dog you!

Por (laurie parker) on April 02, 2006

Next rounds on you dawg!

Por (Jack Eye) on April 02, 2006

Sure dude.  I’ll just run back and bark frantically:“Timmy’s at the well!”
They fall for that one every time.

Por (Eva) on May 02, 2006

Man says to dog: “You know, you remind me of this woman I dated a few weeks ago… Boy, let me tell ya… was she ever a D.O.G!!!”

Por (Darren Murray) on May 04, 2006

Dude, you’re scaring away the ladies.  Take your ponytail and cigarettes and scram.