Por (Gina M Nappi) on December 29, 2005

You should give me your number, so I can call you sometime. You’re a really good listener!

Por (Anthony Cheever) on December 29, 2005

Yea Man, she left me too for the neighbor next door:(

Por (Abby Firestone) on December 29, 2005

Just another dog day afternoon.

Por (Lorne) on December 29, 2005

Women get prettier at closing time.

Por (Jamie Taylor) on December 29, 2005

I truly don’t know how you humans drink this stuff.  It reeks to high heaven!  And you guys laugh at us for drinking out of the toilet boil is bad!  Get real!

Por (Jamie Taylor) on December 29, 2005

Hey buddy, did you happen to catch the Bucs/Atlanta game yesterday?  Well, I nearly howled when the Falcons missed that field goal.  I hung my head when we missed ours, but I was running around the family room yelping to high heaven when we kicked that field goal with only 15 seconds left.  Talk about nerve wracking?  You humans want me to turn in my “man’s best friend” medal on Sunday afternoons, as its tough hanging with my “best friend” during football season!  Slobber, slobber.

Por (Jamie Taylor) on December 29, 2005

“No, I don’t think I can drink another—my bladder’s not as big as yours! Are you going to walk me outside or do I have to go to the little boy’s room by myself?”

Por (Stephanie) on December 29, 2005

Hey man, Can I have a sip of that!

Por (TE) on December 30, 2005

Two more beers ought to do

Por (Nicole) on December 30, 2005

Have you heard this one?
“A guy and his dog walk into a bar…”

Por (Phyllis Houser) on December 30, 2005

So, what are you doing New Year’s Eve?

Por (Phyllis Houser) on December 30, 2005

So, Doris, you’re in the Witness Protection Program—wanna come over to my place for some Frisbee?

Por (Jamie Taylor) on December 30, 2005

Did I hear you correctly—Yyu have trouble telling your twin boys apart?  Wait until your wife gives birth to ten little boys and girls at one time, and then we can talk!  Slobber, slobber.

Por (Marc) on December 31, 2005

Is she looking this way?

Por (Floyd Smith) on December 31, 2005

This is why we put our pics on our internet dating profiles.. got it…

Por (Stephanie-Tampa) on December 31, 2005

See…I told you!!...There’s only 1 kind of Dog made for bars…..Men.

Por (Gene Soler) on December 31, 2005

HA ..HA..HA.. I GET IT
“H2o” is inside the fire hydrant and “K9p” is outside the fire hydrant?

Por (Keith Lemons) on December 31, 2005

I heard they serve the coldest toilet water here on this side of Ybor City.

Por (Gene Soler) on January 02, 2006

sorry about biting your mother Al, but why was she dressed like a mailman????

Por (Phil) on January 03, 2006

The dog says “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful,large breasted woman.”
The guy puts his belt around the dogs neck and starts to leave. His friend asks if he’s going to kiss the dog.
The guy says “Are you nuts? A talking dog is worth a lot more than a beautiful,large breasted woman.”

Por (Randy Wojahn) on January 03, 2006

“You know the difference between a dog and a fox is six martini’s….so here’s to you babe.”

Por (pat horneker) on January 03, 2006

I don’t know about you but i’m having a salty dog to go

Por (Jim Barbee) on January 03, 2006

Guy says-  You look dog tired, let me buy you a cold one.

Por (Judy Williams) on January 03, 2006

“Don’t look, but the Lady behind you is staring at us trying to come up with an amusing caption for a photo of you and I together”. “You’d think humans would have more important things to do”

Por (Judy Williams) on January 03, 2006

“I ordered a Dry Martini. Does it come with a spoon or a fork”?