Re-tread Wedding

Posted Jan 24, 2006 by Jaymi Curley

Updated Jan 24, 2006 at 06:13 PM

Everything old is new again apparently as Eminem tries re-wedded bliss with his ex-wife Kim Mathers.  They tied the noose…er…knot again last Saturday, January 14.

You know, I am wondering about Kim Mathers’s sanity.  Eminem spent the four years they were divorced trashing her name in just about every way possible.  Heck, he didn’t exactly make it a secret how he felt about his former sweetie:  check out his ode to his wife, the song “Kim,”  from “The Marshall Mathers”...of course most of it is unprintable but ...

Here I’ll scream with you!/AH SOMEBODY HELP!/Don’t you get it [expletive deleted], no one can hear you?/Now shut the [expletive deleted] up and get what’s comin to you/You were supposed to love me/(Kim choking)
NOW BLEED! [expletive deleted] BLEED!
BLEED! [expletive deleted]BLEED! BLEED!

I especially love the background sounds of her being choked to death. Not exactly the love sonnet I’d be looking for to entice me to re-marry, but maybe that’s how they “roll” over in the 8-mile.