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Oh, Marge! Playboy has touched you up


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The November issue of “Playboy” arrived over the weekend (late, I might add). And it’s obvious that Marge Simpson has been airbrushed here and there in that centerfold.

The blue-haired co-star of “The Simpsons” adorns the cover and speaks out in a short interview as Playboy celebrates the 20th anniversary of the Fox animated series.

There is no total, full frontal nudity (thankfully). But the centerfold has Marge is a see-through nightie. She lists her measurements as 26-26-26. These figures don’t add up when you look at the photo (er, drawing?).

Marge tells Playboy that her goal in life is to one day be president of the Ladies Garden Club of East Springfield.

More from the interview:

Turn on: Having enough saucers for your cups.

Turn off: Slim men who work out regularly and take care of their bodies and whose well-oiled muscles gleam in the sun when they take their shirts off.

Three TV shows I never miss: I tape and watch all the nightly news shows so that none of the anchors feel left out.

Brunch or lunch: I would never do brunch—that would be like cheating on breakfast and lunch.

I have a weakness for: Leap years. I feel like I am getting a day for free.

What I value most in life: Our great country and the freedoms enshrined in its Constitution allowing you to print this smut.

By the way, I only get Playboy for articles on television—like this one.

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