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Marge Simpson tells Playboy the secret of her marriage


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“I’m just happy to be a MILK – Mom I’d Like to Know,” Marge Simpson says in an in-depth interview in Playboy’s November issue, which accompanies a centerfold and five-page pictorial. It will be released Friday.

Playboy released outtakes from the interview today. Here is the release:

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the FOX hit television series, “The Simpsons,” Springfield’s sexiest blue-haired beauty decided to pose for the magazine, and appears on the cover and inside its November issue (also online at http://www.playboydigital.com tomorrow).

“Marge Simpson is the quintessential girl next door who stole our hearts 20 years ago and has held them captive ever since,” says Hugh Hefner.  “We were delighted to learn she wanted to grace the pages of our magazine.  Her pictorial is truly stunning.” 

Playboy’s November cover girl is excited about her sizzling modeling debut.  “Only in a great country like America do we have the freedom of the press to publish naughty images of previously proper women,” she says.

Husband Homer is equally excited and supportive of his wife’s decision to pose.  “I can’t believe my wife is sharing her feminine beauty with the world in this tasteful pictorial,” he says.  However, being nurturing, protective parents, both Marge and Homer agree, “If my son tries to look at it, I’ll kill him!”

Following are selected quotes from Marge’s interview with Playboy:

On her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial: “Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy].  The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him.  Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie?  When Lisa heard about this, she said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her own body.  Wasn’t it sweet of her to lie?  Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.”

On the time that she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’  The voice was my mother’s.”

On her secret to a successful relationship: “Homer and I have one rule that has worked incredibly well: Never go to bed hungry.”

On the advice she gives Lisa regarding men: “I always tell my Lisa she should marry the man who loves her.  It doesn’t matter if he’s losing his hair or is overweight or is at a bar every night…or if he forgets your birthday and anniversary…All that matters is that nothing means anything to him but you.”

On the advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”

On what she prides herself on doing around the house: “Searching for [Playboys] and throwing them away…they’re usually in the bedroom.”

Marge’s November cover is a re-creation of Playboy’s iconic October 1971 cover featuring Darine Stern. 

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