I’m K-Fed Up

Posted Jan 24, 2006 by Jaymi Curley

Updated Jan 24, 2006 at 06:16 PM

I never thought anything could make me feel sorry for anyone as blonde, rich and just plain lucky as Britney Spears.  Then, she married the doofus du jour, Kevin Federline, and suddenly I feel compelled to run by Hallmark and pick her up a sympathy card.

Somebody tell me what the attraction was.  No, really, I want to know.  Anytime I see him in photos, he just looks really unwashed and not too bright.  Like he was one hip-hop aerobics class away from a future in french fry management.

Have you checked out Kevin Federline’s ( or K-Fed, as he prefers) page on My Space? He’s got an upload of “Popozao,” the first single from his dance/rap album.  If this is the best he’s got, he should have stopped at a single.  It sounds exactly like you would expect: rap stylings from a guy whose “hood” is the area of mall between the Gap and Abercromie & Fitch.

“Excuse me?...K-Fed?...I have Vanilla Ice on Line One…he wants his career back.” 

Check out K-Fed’s My Space page anyway.  The comments posted by other My Spacers are way more entertaining than his music.