Have you seen Nicole Richie?

Posted Mar 14, 2006 by Jaymi Curley

Updated Mar 14, 2006 at 06:38 PM

I highly doubt it. The woman is so skinny now, she’s like a mirage; you can only see her if the light hits a certain way. If she’s turned sideways, forget it. She weighs 93 pounds! I think my purse weighs more that. 

The big gossip says that she has an eating disorder brought about by her breakup with DJ AM, (Adam Goldstein) and that this wasting away is actually pining for him. Duh! Her major weight loss is one of the things that drove him to call off the relationship in the first place. He liked her curvy. But then, she started listening to the tabloid wonks, and tweaking her image to something a bit more blond and chic and bony. (Hmmm…can we say Paris #2). 

Still, Nicole’s reps say she’s fine, perfectly healthy, and she thinks she looks great, now that we can all count her ribs, and her knees and ankles look like something out of post-World War II news documentary. I’ll bet Karen Carpenter said the very same thing. Somebody needs to get Nicole a clue and a cheeseburger, stat!