The staff here at Everyday People has lost track of how many Pithy Pasco Reflections have been offered by retired Saint Leo University English professor Mark “Tiger” Edmonds over the last several weeks.

And if they weren’t too lazy to go back and see how many Reflections Edmonds has recited, our dedicated, if ignorant, staff does not know how to make Roman numerals higher than, like, XI. As we said: lazy and ignorant.

Anyway, this week we find Edmonds in a hammock and on his front porch, talking about eateries around the area.

In a nod to Elmer Fudd, he also has been keeping late hours, shooting the armadillos that attempt to dig beneath his house and tear up his heating and air system.

The author of several books, including “Longrider,” “The Ghost of Scootertrash Past” and “Hard Scrabble,” Edmonds also pens and reads “The Curmudgeon Chronicles” on an Orlando radio station every weekend. He still doesn’t know the call letters, but information about his work can be found at http://www.drmarktigeredmonds.com.